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WIFE:I wrote your name on sand it got washed.I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.==HUSBAND:God saw me hungry, he created pizza.He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.He saw me in the dark, he created light.He saw me without problems, he created YOU.==WIFE:Twinkle twinkle little starYou should know what you areAnd once you know what you areMental hospital is not so far==HUSBAND:The rain makes all things beautiful.